Let's go back to The House That May One Day Be. We're closer and closer, but I am not allowed to state anything definitive about it until the potential owners have keys in hand. I jinx things. It is the opposite of the Midas touch. Like last Friday I signed a purchase agreement for my house, and today I signed a cancellation for same said purchase agreement. I am Suzanne.
This house needs some love. My peeps saw the house, and felt that they had the love to put in to the house, at a price that would allow them to love it a pretty good amount and buy some furniture. Not "new counters and backsplash before we move in" kind of love, but "let's bring a man with a paint sprayer in here to get this freshened up a bit." Also something about leveling the yard, which makes its own swimming pool when it rains.