Addresses and Birthdays

Or, one address and one birthday.

Corey's new address in Iraq is:

SSG Allbritton, Corey D.
USF-I HQ
Co B 256th STB
APO AE 09342

The posting of this address is by no means a solicitation of goodies and birthday treats. However, for those interested in sending him something for his birthday, I recommend iTunes or Amazon gift cards. He downloads many a song and he still buys his Xbox games and Amazon ships to him.

His traditional birthday cake is German chocolate. If you figure out how to get him one, you're way ahead of me. He may have to take a rain check on the cake.

For general entertainment, I have no hard recommendations. He seems to constantly need AA and AAA batteries and I think he has to dust a lot, so he asked me for some Swiffer dusters. Oh, and I don't think the toiler paper over there is very pleasant. Double Bubble gum. Magazines. He's not a big chocolate eater, but he likes nuts and trail mix. Oh, and snickerdoodles and those Lofthouse cookies with the icing. If you send those, tape them shut!

That's all I've got. I'm getting him a house for his birthday. And a king size bed. And a lawnmower and weedeater. And the responsibility of supervising the movers during his R&R.

Don't pity him. When he's home he sleeps all the time.

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