Pictures that don't include people we made fun of

"Formal night"

If I was Angelina Jolie, I would hire someone to come and turn my bed down at night and leave me a schedule of the next day's activities, an animal made of a towel and some mints.

Give my shiny new husband a nacho and a cerveza, and he finds his Christmas spirit.

This is Sonny, our dining room waiter, who clearly gets a lot of ass with his fellow crew members.

This is how I feel about Cozumel and shopping, though the food at Senor Frog's was no joke.

This is Corey on Day One of fruity drinks and deck-sitting.